PMC 4504317
I travel near and far In my trusty Winnebago with my D-18 guitar I lie around all day just drinkin' brewskis from a trough Then I stay up all night jammin' and piss everybody off Just give me Sex & Drugs & Bill Monroe Take your clothes off, smoke a bowl, and rosin up that bow I don't mean to be facetious, supercilious or droll But I'm a dyed-in-the-wool, hard-core bluegrasshole I'm a dyed-in-the-wool, hard-core bluegrasshole Copyright 2000 Andy Corwin BMI SHE'S JEWISH Mama said, "Get it through your head You're a Jewish boy, and you'll marry a Jewish girl" I said, "Those Jewish girls won't give me the time of day Though they're pretty and they're sweet, they won't be seen with me" Mama said, "You'll see, a Jew will come your way" And one did, one day Though she's not what I expected She drinks she smokes, she scares old folks She only laughs at her own jokes She's terribly uncouth, she looks just like Babe Ruth She lies she spits, won't shave her pits She's got spackle in her make-up kit But I can't let her go, cause Mama says so Son, she's Jewish, she's Jewish And the wedding day's approachin' She's Jewish, she's Jewish And you'll love her cause she's chosen Oh my fate is sealed Mama says it's a done deal So you can keep your Ally McBeals I'll take the schnauser in high heels Cause she's Jewish, she's Jewish She's really mean, she's rarely clean She beats me like a tambourine Oy, the grief I'm takin', to keep Mama's heart from breakin' She loves corned beef, look, it's in her teeth She's plenty ample underneath And though she treats me badly, I'll take a lifetime of her, gladly Cause she's Jewish, she's Jewish And that's what Mama wanted Yeah, she's Jewish, she's Jewish She don't got it, but she'll flaunt it Mama says she's a steal She likes kishka in her oatmeal She's got kosher appeal She's pure matza meal She's built like Shaqille And I'm her shlemeil When she sings Hava Nagila I could sure use some tequila Nagila
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